10 Things an Impatient Male roomate can teach you!!
1. The whole episode of bathroom chores (brushing,shaving & taking shower) can be shrinked to 3.45 mins. Brushing & taking shower can be easily combined together.
2. You can open a flying insects lab, by putting the unwashed dishes in sink for approximately 5 days.
3. A kitchen trash bag is an ethereal item, you can throw trash anywhere in kitchen & it lands right in trash bag. Other ethereal items-->shoe rack, book stand.
4. Vaccum cleaner is a device that should be used once in a life time- when you buy it brand new.
5. The flying insects lab (from 2), can self sustain for 5-6 days. After that, the sewage in stink turns into toxins for the insects & they eventually die out. This scene can be completey neglected, amid the stink & visual scene, for the next 5 days.
6. A kitchen is a place only to be visited for serving food for oneself and grabbing microwave ready dinners. Cooking, chopping food, doing dishes, cleaning out trash are completely off limits.
7. Microwaves come with a time-bomb installed in them, you should never let it count down till 00:00
8. A steam iron has only 2 modes of operation -> off & level 10.
9. A weekend can be spent totally online, theres nothing to do in pubs & bowling alleys & musical concerts.
10. Saying 'Yes' is a virtue, for all questions related to responsibility. Making up to those innumerable yes'es is an inherent SIN.
2. You can open a flying insects lab, by putting the unwashed dishes in sink for approximately 5 days.
3. A kitchen trash bag is an ethereal item, you can throw trash anywhere in kitchen & it lands right in trash bag. Other ethereal items-->shoe rack, book stand.
4. Vaccum cleaner is a device that should be used once in a life time- when you buy it brand new.
5. The flying insects lab (from 2), can self sustain for 5-6 days. After that, the sewage in stink turns into toxins for the insects & they eventually die out. This scene can be completey neglected, amid the stink & visual scene, for the next 5 days.
6. A kitchen is a place only to be visited for serving food for oneself and grabbing microwave ready dinners. Cooking, chopping food, doing dishes, cleaning out trash are completely off limits.
7. Microwaves come with a time-bomb installed in them, you should never let it count down till 00:00
8. A steam iron has only 2 modes of operation -> off & level 10.
9. A weekend can be spent totally online, theres nothing to do in pubs & bowling alleys & musical concerts.
10. Saying 'Yes' is a virtue, for all questions related to responsibility. Making up to those innumerable yes'es is an inherent SIN.
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